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Dear Mom Telling Me To Get Off My Phone

Dear Mom who is telling me I should put my phone away, I'm so sorry I disrupted your day and you felt the weight of a technologically doomed world on your shoulders because I had my iPhone in my hand. I'm sorry you felt sad for me and my children. I'm sorry the small window of my life that you were privy to depressed you and made you weep for my son's lost childhood. Just kidding.