10 Celebrity Marriages So Weird, You’ll Think They’re Made Up

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By Emma Morris

Hollywood has given us some truly unforgettable love stories, but not all of them lasted long enough to make it through the honeymoon. Some celebrity marriages were so brief and bizarre that they sound like fiction. From drunken Vegas ceremonies to multiple weddings with the same person, these unions prove that fame and forever don’t always go hand in hand.

1. Nicolas Cage & Erika Koike

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Picture this: You wake up married in Las Vegas and immediately regret it. That’s exactly what happened to Nicolas Cage in 2019 when he tied the knot with makeup artist Erika Koike.

Just four days after their wild Vegas wedding, Cage filed for an annulment. His reason? He claimed he was too intoxicated to understand what he was doing.

The whole situation became tabloid gold, with fans wondering how someone could make such a huge decision while drunk. It’s possibly the most Vegas story ever told, and it definitely earned Cage a spot in the celebrity marriage hall of shame.

2. Britney Spears & Jason Alexander

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Back in 2004, Britney Spears shocked everyone when she spontaneously married her childhood friend Jason Alexander during a crazy weekend in Las Vegas. The pop princess and her pal from Louisiana said their vows on a whim.

However, reality set in fast. The marriage was annulled after just 55 hours, making it one of the shortest celebrity unions in history.

Britney’s team quickly stepped in to undo the damage, claiming she lacked understanding of her actions. The whole incident became a cautionary tale about making life-changing decisions on impulse, especially in Sin City, where anything seems possible at 3 a.m.

3. Carmen Electra & Dennis Rodman

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When a supermodel meets an unpredictable NBA star, things are bound to get wild. Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman proved this in 1998 when they got married in Las Vegas after a night of serious partying.

Rodman later admitted he was completely drunk during the ceremony. Their relationship was as explosive as you’d expect, filled with drama and chaos.

The volatile marriage lasted approximately nine days before they called it quits and got an annulment. Both celebrities have since talked about the whirlwind romance with a mix of humor and disbelief, acknowledging it was destined to fail from the start.

4. Drew Barrymore & Jeremy Thomas

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Drew Barrymore has always been known for her free spirit, but her first marriage took impulsiveness to another level. At just 19 years old, she married Jeremy Thomas, a bar owner she’d only known for six weeks.

They exchanged vows at 5 a.m. on the rooftop of his bar in 1994. The romantic gesture didn’t translate into lasting love, though.

Their marriage barely survived two months before ending in divorce. Drew has since reflected on this period of her life with understanding and humor, admitting she was young and searching for stability in all the wrong places during that turbulent time.

5. Pamela Anderson & Kid Rock

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Why have one wedding when you can have several? Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock decided to celebrate their love with multiple ceremonies in different cities after their main bikini-boat wedding in Saint-Tropez in 2006.

The glamorous yacht ceremony seemed like a fairytale, complete with stunning French Riviera views. Unfortunately, the romance faded faster than their tans.

Their whirlwind relationship ended in divorce just four months later, proving that more weddings don’t necessarily mean more commitment.

6. Pamela Anderson & Rick Salomon

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Believe it or not, Pamela Anderson makes this list twice. She married poker player Rick Salomon, who became famous for his connection to Paris Hilton’s tape, not once but twice.

Their first marriage happened in 2007 and was annulled in 2008. Then, somehow, they decided to give it another shot in 2014, only to divorce again in 2015.

It’s like watching the same movie twice and expecting a different ending. Friends and fans were baffled by the repeat performance, wondering what made them think the second time would work out better than the first attempt at marital bliss.

7. Lisa Marie Presley & Michael Jackson

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When the King of Pop married Elvis Presley’s daughter in 1994, the world couldn’t believe it was real. Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson seemed like an unlikely pair from completely different worlds.

Their infamous public kiss at the MTV Video Music Awards was supposed to prove their love was genuine, but it only sparked more skepticism. Critics and fans questioned whether the relationship was authentic or just publicity.

The marriage lasted less than two years before ending in divorce. Despite the doubts, both insisted their feelings were real, making this one of pop culture’s strangest and most debated celebrity unions that still fascinates people today.

8. Renée Zellweger & Kenny Chesney

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Actress Renée Zellweger surprised everyone in 2005 when she married country music star Kenny Chesney in a private Caribbean ceremony. The beach wedding seemed romantic and intimate, far from Hollywood’s spotlight.

But just four months later, Zellweger filed for an annulment, citing the mysterious reason of fraud. That vague explanation sparked endless tabloid speculation and gossip.

What exactly did she mean by fraud? Neither star has fully explained, leaving fans to wonder forever.

9. Eddie Murphy & Tracey Edmonds

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Eddie Murphy and music producer Tracey Edmonds had what seemed like a beautiful ceremony in Bora Bora in 2008. The tropical paradise provided the perfect backdrop for their lavish celebration with close friends and family.

There was just one problem: It was only a spiritual ceremony, not legally binding. The couple planned to make it official when they returned to the United States.

That never happened. Just two weeks after their island celebration, they announced their split before ever filing legal paperwork. It’s possibly the only marriage that wasn’t technically a marriage, making it one of the strangest celebrity relationship situations ever documented by entertainment media.

10. Tom Green & Drew Barrymore

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Drew Barrymore returns for her second appearance on this list! In 2001, she married comedian Tom Green after a brief dating period that took everyone by surprise.

Their relationship seemed fun and quirky, matching both of their playful personalities perfectly. They announced their engagement suddenly and rushed to the altar.

However, the marriage lasted just five months before ending in divorce. Drew later admitted she was still figuring out what she wanted in relationships, and this quick marriage taught her valuable lessons about taking time before making major commitments.